“Ooh Miss Croft”, a fan fiction.

Everybody’s reminding me that Anime Expo is coming up. I’m finally going to meet my girlfriend like I’ve never been this nervous about a convention before. I am dying.

I keep repainting this boob. This needs to stop.

One of the other days that isn’t today, while I was playing Tomb Raider, my mom walked by and said, ‘That’s Lara? She’s not pretty at all.’

So, I responded, ‘I personally find the dirt, blood, and disfiguring wounds frighteningly attractive.’ But then I remembered that she doesn’t understand sass, so of course she wouldn’t get that I was sarcastically pointing out that of course Lara isn’t going to look so hot half dead.

At least she thinks the Asian girl is good looking- maybe it was just another one of her ‘Asians are better than white people’ moments.

Why do I always have trouble with chins? Like I can color the rest of the face, but chins are just so- idk I just can’t make the shading ever look right.

Oh come on you slacker :P

*keeps on pretending to be a slacker*

Pretending to pretend that I don’t know how to draw.

Why I do keep doing things for free that other people can get paid a good amount for? Like doing voice overs. I have this three page script I have to familiarize myself with by tomorrow.

I made almost vegetarian curry- almost. I caved and used bacon grease to stir fry my veggies in instead of vegetable oil. So not sorry.